Michelle and Me

The recent brouhaha over Michelle Obama's shorts has me a bit confused. She has on a respectable pair of shorts, has the legs to wear them, and was on vacation when wearing them. She wasn't wearing hot pants to a state dinner. I just don't get it. I mean, if somebody really wants to get all discombobulated about a woman in shorts, they need to take a gander at my race pictures from Sunday. Technically, I had on capri britches, but still I looked like a stuffed sausage that had been soaked in fat sauce. Now that was a case for the fashion police!!