Today is Name Yourself Day. Unfortunately, I didn't find out about it until tonight, so I will not be able to celebrate it as elaborately as I would have. Instead, I shall list my Top Ten Name Choices had I named myself today.
1. Margaret. I always thought I would be a good Margaret. I don't know why, but it seemed like a good, solid name.
2. Dixie Magnolia. In deference to my birth state, Mississippi.
3. Trump Gates. Just in case I could be related and cash in on the family money.
4. Tiffani Sunshine. I just think that would be an interesting name for a 50-year-old.
5. Princess Disney Beauty Wonder Enchanted. Maybe I would get a golden fast pass.
6. Bob. Simple, to the point, non-judgmental.
7. Hey You. Make it easy on everyone else.
8. Chesty Leather Rock. In case I need to moonlight as a "dancer".
9. Bulldog Badass (according to Pro Wrestling Name Generator)
10. Luanne. Like I would remember my new name, anyway.
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