Tuesday's To Do List

1. Return to butt camp. After a 3-week absence. During which my only exercise was to lift sugar-laden food to my mouth.

2. Survive butt camp.

3. Drive home, change out of sweaty clothes, replenish bodily fluids, find couch, attempt to make amends with my body.

4. See if I have any money in checking account via balancing checkbook. Pay bills. Watch money in checking account take wings and fly out widow.

5. Consider packing for vacation. Since it begins on Wednesday.

6. Go to store to buy vacation clothes since 3 weeks of eating + no exercise = too tight clothes.

7. Rethink packing suitcase. Take nap instead.

8. Go to bed with sore muscles and unpacked suitcase, hoping suitcase elves (and fat-sucking elves) pay visit during the night.

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Today's blessings: mani/pedi with Molly; Panera with Sam, Lynnette, and Lindley; Molly's CFactory birthday dinner with Molly, Adam, Sam, Lynnette, Lindley, and Steve