Saturday, May 29, 2010

Thank Goodness For McDonalds

So, I'm at McDonald's with a large order of fries, trying to catch up on the Internet (random neighbor's wireless didn't work tonight). As a result, I thought I'd give you the Top Ten Things That You Learn When You Stay Somewhere With No Internet Connection:

1. There are 732 facebook updates, and you have to scroll though until you find where you last left off, because somebody's update could have been REALLY important - but then you find that none of them were because if they had been, CERTAINLY somebody would have called you.

2. You find that all your emails in the last 24 hours are as worthless as they usually are - you still don't need the viagra or to send money to that dude in Nigeria.

3. You do read your email and facebook updates a lot quicker, because a large order of fries only lasts so long, and since this McDonald's got held up last week, you don't particularly want to hang around too long.

4. Maybe that iphone or blackberry isn't as hard to master as you thought - and cell service seems to be available at places with no internet service.

5. Maybe 10 things is too much to learn - it's for sure too much to write about when they're mopping the floors and glaring at you at McDonald's!!
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Things that make today great: picnic dinner with GDizzle, Ann, Lynn, Judy, Lindley, Sam, Lynnette, and Steve; mall-ing with Lynnette and Lindley

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