1. Buy candy you like. That way you have something to blame those extra pounds on. "Those rotten little kids didn't trick or treat this year and I have to eat all this leftover candy before it goes bad!"
2. Don't eat the leftover candy until AFTER 9pm. Unless you like soaped windows and such tricks due to lack of candy on your part. Technically, it's not leftover until there are no more trick or treaters. Which is not at 3 pm.
3. Carefully read the description of any costume outfit you purchase for yourself. "Dirty Snow White" does not mean Snow's outfit after she cleaned the home of the dwarfs.
4. Do not put out all your candy in a bowl hoping for the "honor system." Trick or treaters have no more honor than you do, and it will be a toss up as to who can make the bowl disappear first!
5. If you have your own trick or treaters, telling them that their chocolate is bad for them (while you hide it in your secret hiding place) is not cool.
Tomorrow is a day for candy, costumes, and fun. Even if it's not your favorite holiday, it is for many. Enjoy their fun, especially the little ones. Happy Halloween!
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