Thursday, August 7, 2014

Why Is This Child Upset?

I mean, he's obviously at The Happiest Place On Earth, so what's his problem?  After carefully analyzing this photograph, our experts (meaning me and Maggie The Cat) have come up with the following reasons why this baby boy is not the happiest baby boy on earth ...

  1. The oversized dog.  Who is standing on two legs.  And obviously eating the hands of small boys.  And perhaps the smaller baby boy (let's just call him Sam) thinks his arm is next.
  2. The bearded dude holding him.  Sure, it's his dad, but maybe Sam thinks the beard is a bad facial choice. 
  3. Dad's shorts.  Because they're pretty short.  Sam probably doesn't realize that running shorts (during this time period) are even shorter.
  4. Sam's outfit.  Because he isn't wearing something Disney related (which will be rectified in the next 30+ years).  Instead he is wearing some lame plaid baby romper.  Which was probably a hand-me-down.
  5. The Future.  Because Sam can foresee the future and has realized the impact that this place will have on his future. Because during this trip, Sam's mother drank the "special" Disney water that caused her blood to turn Disney, thus creating a pull in her DNA to all things Disney.
Anyhow, we can only hope that poor little Sam was consoled.  Apparently Dad was attempting to point out something that hopefully would improve Sam's demeanor.  

Personally, I think it was the exit ...
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Today was a great day because:  Taking Everley to school; dinner with family; sprinkler fun with Everley and Lindley

3 comments:

Denise in PA said...

This photo is so funny - gotta love that look on Steve! We remember very well the trip where WE drank the Disney water....it seeped into our pores and by the time we were home a few days we were planning the next trip...and the next....and the next! Up until this trip .. we leave tomorrow!!!

Luanne said...

Is this the cruise trip? We'll be down for the weekend in two weeks!

Denise in PA said...

Nope, this is the whole fam-damily trip! 6 of us plus a friend for the grandson. Disney won't know what hit them. I can't believe, your Philly trip is so close! o)